Wikipedia says Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss model, actress and singer. She is doing none of those things here. Here, Michelle is just doing her best impersonation of Pamela Anderson during her Baywatch days. Blonde? Check. Red bikini? Check. Unfortunate arm tattoo? Check. Prolonged exposure to the sun causing premature aging of the skin? Double check, baby.
In shocking news of the day, Lindsay Lohan has a secret sister. And I don’t mean “sista”. I mean biological sister. Lindsay’s father, Michael, told OK! that while married, but separated, he carried on a relationship with another woman who had a child. This woman convinced Michael that only he could be the father. The girl’s mother, figuring this is the most opportune time to strike, has told Michael to take responsibility (monetarily).
Moving forward with her reality show obligations, Paris Hilton, along with sister Nicky, enjoyed a day of shopping in Hollywood with the winners of a competition from “My New BFF”.
The heiress sisters headed over to Robertson Boulevard after dining at The Ivy in Los Angeles - visiting Paige Denim before leaving with several bags of goodies as Paris exclaimed, “I love this!” to her handbag designer sister.
For those that don’t know the story, Shania Twain’s husband recently revealed that he’s leaving her for the woman who served as their family assistant for 10 years.
Here’s the picture version of the story:
It’s interesting: no boobs, no butts, no other sexy parts of the body are revealed… But some of these photos do really excite me! Am I the only one here with such a problem?
As we reported earlier, there have been many rumors going around today claiming that Angelina Jolie has already given birth to her twins in France. However, Brad Pitt has now issued a statement explaining that the babies have not yet been born. OK! Magazine says:
“Angelina has not given birth,” begins the statement. “She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”
According to rumors coming out of France this morning, the Oscar-winner had allegedly given birth to twins on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France.
When reached by OK! for comment, the hospital confirmed that Angie and Brad had not been there and therefore no babies had been delivered.”
Sabine Moussier is a very in demand Mexican actress who has made a number of telenovelas portraying either the villain, vamp, or the promiscuous other woman. I love cheering for the bad guy even though the always lose and it’s especially easy to cheer for the town slut!
For some reason, Britney Spears had a meeting with (Merv) Griffin Entertainment yesterday, and in case you didn’t want to believe this dumb bitch was pregnant again, sorry. Either she’s pregnant or she just swallowed a baby. The good news is that this meeting probably went well because Britney wore this sexy satin dress. With no bra. I feel like I should call out to her nipples because they’ve swum past the buoy, but I’m just too busy being turned on right now. Damn, why you so sexy Britney?
Seeing pictures of LaToya Jackson always brings a smile to my face. My smile quickly turns into a grimace, because I don’t understand how a plastic surgeon is still able to eff with her face. I would think that even the slightest touch of a scalpel would make her entire head deflate. Toy needs to be stamped with a giant “expired,” so that plastic surgeons knows not to mess with her anymore. What’s done is done.
One thing I do love about Toy is that she can be almost any hot fucking mess. With a few minor adjustments, she can be Fergie, Mariah, Charo or Jacko. All the great lady messes of music!
Here’s Toy celebrating her 52nd birfday in Las Vegas last night with RuPaul. Why is she doing jazzercise moves on the red carpet?
Earlier this year they embarked on an overwhelmingly successful reunion tour before cutting it short for various reasons. But now, the Spice Girls are coming back together to attend their friend/manager Simon Fuller’s wedding.
Well, this is an odd pairing: Pink with Bai Ling. Here they are both in their bikinis kayaking in Malibu…
I didn’t know Pink and Bai Ling were friends, but apparently they are. They enjoy kayaking, long walks on the beach, and probably crack…
Not so hot, but still very nice…
Laura Vandervoort is also filming The Reef with Audrina Patridge. Laura is way hotter than Audrina so that’s one of the better reasons to check out this straight to DVD sequel. Did I mention you get to see her in a bikini? Which… you can also do here. Oh jeez. This film is screwed.
Tatu are those Russian pop stars from awhile ago who decided to dyke out on stage to gain popularity and escape the iron fist of communist rule. I was hanging with a couple ugly Jewish girls who I met at the bar I was at last night and the fat one seemed pretty horny. She kept talking about how she’s never eat pussy but would and then went on and on about how good she is at suckin’ dick. She was trying to piss off her ex-boyfriend by acting flirty with me. I would have never gone for it because despite not having standards, I just wasn’t feelin her desperation for cock and that coupled with her busted face and body grossed me out. It turned out that these two girls were cousins and I thought it would be funny that while in their drunken state, I made them make out with each other since they were already pretty touchy feely. They were about to bite before realizing all the levels of wrong that touched on and instead called me a sick fuck and avoided me the rest of the night.
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